5 – Finally, someone gets in-person revenge on those few horrible people in the comments section of every news article. And, thankfully, it was SNL.
4 – Conan drops by his old digs.
3 – Stephen Colbert pays the classiest tribute to Steve Jobs of all.
2 – They’re back.
1 – Ellen DeGeneres goes full-on psychic in the closet with Mike O’Brien.
Wild Card: The Morning After is just as baffled by the new Hugh Jackman movie as the rest of us, so they dubbed over the trailer to make more sense of it.