Welcome to the Hulu Blog’s Tweet Tuesday, a place where you can discover new people to follow, learn about what’s trending in the world around you, and laugh at interesting people you probably already laugh at already.
For Week One, we’ll be carrying the torch of the Hulu Blog’s “My First Time” Week, 140 characters at a time. So here are some first ever tweets from our favorite personalities.
And the the winner for best Twintro: @SteveMartinToGo adrift.
@SteveMartinToGo: My publicist is nervous about my becoming a Tweeter. He says celebrities tend to make such monumental gaffes. He’s such a typical Wop!
@SteveMartinToGo: I would like to apologize for my previous Tweet. What I meant to say was that my publicist’s a Sammy, which means he’s a Samoan.
@SteveMartinToGo: I would like to cancel my previous apology. What am I if not a man?
@SteveMartinToGo: I would like to reinstate my first apology. It has been explained to me that I might never work again. Clearly, I am not a man.
@SteveMartinToGo: I would like to cancel my previous negation of my first apology.
@SteveMartinToGo: I would like to apologize to the people of certain parts of Manhattan, Italyville, but not Texas.
@SteveMartinToGo: I would like to apologize to the people of glorious Italy where I sometimes like to vacation. I love-a your spicy meat-a bolls!
@SteveMartinToGo: I’m actually part Italian, so I can make those jokes!
@SteveMartinToGo: I apologize for lying about being part Italian. I’m really Samoan.