The finale of The Voice is here and it provided some shake-ups near the top, some real uncertainty going into the finale, a late-coming surge from the lower-tier, and some of the best (and worst performances yet). We’ve got too much to talk about, so here’s our final power rankings.
Our Final Power Rankings:
1) Javier Colon
2) Vicci Martinez
3) Dia Frampton
4) Beverly McClellan
How did we get here? We tried to combine overall performance on the show with last night’s rounds. Why the jump for Vicci? Well, she dominated both portions—the “debut your first single” section and the duet with their respective coaches—of last night.
Perform Your Own Song:
1) Vicci
“Afraid to Sleep”
We know who these people are at this point: This was a lot of energy with maybe an unnerving tinge of aggression. But, you know what? She almost definitively won the “perform your own” song portion of the contest. And isn’t being a pop star just continually winning the “perform your own song” portion of the contest?
2) Javier Colon
“Stitch by Stitch”
Straightforward pop song, but the guy’s a pop star. He is. That’s it. He emanates it, like a glow around a superhero. After watching all of these performances, you’ll find out that the songs that were written for these artists weren’t actually very good at all, but you’d never really know watching Javier. In fact, we don’t remember “Time After Time” even being listenable, but he made it that, too. I guess that’s why we think he’s going to win the contest.
3) Dia
“Inventing Shadows”
Somebody wrote a terrible song for her. It’s a bad Coldplay clone, which is something the world should be fresh out of at this point. It’s not enough to get past Javier. We were actively rooting for her, too. We would’ve made a blinged-out sign, too, if we weren’t relatively certain this would get us arrested for some law we don’t know about.
They needed to give her an electric guitar with some distortion and let her go. This whole show was leading to a finale where Dia finally let her hair down completely, but it didn’t happen. This just wasn’t enough.
4) Beverly
“Lovesick”
So this was a little horrible. We love her enthusiasm, but this song is such a throwaway, bad karaoke AC/DC song. She shook me all the way to the fast-forward button on my DVR. We just can’t get behind it. It ends in her singing “yuh-yuh-yuh / yuh-yuh-yuh-yuh,” which is the sound babies make when they want to watch “Yo Gabba Gabba” but don’t yet have the words to express it.
Worst of all, it’s so predictable. Beverly almost wins the contest tonight with her duet alongside Christina Aguilera, but this was just so very terrible. We’re going to look back at this in three years and wonder what we were thinking, watching this on television with a straight face.
Duet With Your Coach
1) Vicci and Cee Lo
“Love is a Battlefield”
Cee Lo has a red Mohawk and is dressed like a professional wrestler. Vicci’s got a ton of confidence and is busting out the performance of her life. This looks like West Side Story on psychadelics. It’s the best performance of the night, far and away, and it makes Vicci look like a superstar. It seems a lot like Cee Lo’s doing, but what’s a superstar without somebody who knows how to get the star out of her?
Hold on a second: Does Vicci have a chance? I think she might.
2) Beverly and Christina
“Beautiful”
Woah, this was the first departure for Beverly. It wasn’t another Blues Brothers song. It was relevant and big and orchestral and subtle.
And, based on what song this is about, I don’t think we’re legally allowed to talk about how weird her hand movements were. In that case: A+. I didn’t think it was possible she could win this competition, but if any performance were to give her a chance, it would be this one.
3) Javier and Adam
“Man in the Mirror”
Okay. That’s it. That’s a wrap. Show’s over. Javier has to be your winner tonight.
Before the duet, Javier said, “The only thing is, you can’t do it better than Michael Jackson.” True, but they came close. If this guy doesn’t win, I’ll eat Cee Lo’s entire collection of furry hats. It’s predictable, yes, but this guy’s the best performer—and, yep, the best voice—on The Voice. Hands down.
4) Dia and Blake
“Won’t Back Down”
She sort of looks like a character in an ‘80s movie in a parade. She’s got some wayfarer sunglasses on with a three-piece suit. She ran into an age-old pop problem: You do not cover Tom Petty. Only Tom Petty can pull off Tom Petty. It just looked like too many guitars and voices up there for too few sounds. In turn, Dia sort of looked like Blake’s kid sister, which is not what you want to look like in a finale.
It’s too bad because Dia was really the only person who could contest Javier, but she just didn’t pull it off in the finale. People will have to be voting for past episodes, and I’m not sure that’s going to happen. She was simply the victim of a couple of bad songs tonight. It wasn’t her. We’re still crushing on her hardcore from afar. But this wasn’t enough to take down Javier, who looked like a world-class singer amongst a bunch of very good backups.







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Great post and clip! I have a two kids (4 and 1) and I definitely see myself acting as each of parents (in varying ways) as parenthood progress for me. It’s an interesting thought and definitely true that your upbringing sculpts the person (And parent) you become, but its not always realized until later in life. Looking forward to future topics…
This is interesting, mainly becuase all parants are different. I’m not a parant yet but I Have watched over my nieces and nephews. @ Racheal: I think your kids are at a pitvtal moment at there ages,and your five year old reminds me of me when iw as his age. I can tell you he has a strong gift to become the next van gaough someday, But not to apply presure. Since they are still very young I think you can probley enforce a “time rule” saying that the kids can watch about an hour of tv like sesme street. then they should get into the habbit of reading books. I agree with you that books should be a number one priorty that in this age of machines, peopele seem pretty much less focus on lots of things, like imagiton for example. The only place & time i see imagation at its best is when i take the kids to school once in a while,and when i do my animation and art with some friends. or when i see a few pixar films,other then that, the world seems pretty bland and peopel seem more plug in. I can say that two thigns a child does is A) imatate EVERYTHING their parants do at a young age and B) Feel nelglected when there parants don;t pay attention to them and are bussy on the phone. you are also rigtht that freedom is good with proper guidence. My mother is very balance, shes strict on me when she needs to be (which is rare) but also can be lax. I think it also depends on your own style becuase remember “parenthood is an adventure in the makings filed with lies up’s & downs. It was really makes the world go around.”
Interesting post. This triggered a lot of different thoughts as I struggle with breaking the mold my parents raised me in. When I was younger they allowed me to be my own person and I turned out to be “normal”. However, there are certain things that I wish I worked harder at and could’ve used more guidance from my parents. In turn, I am trying to guide my kids to be more intentional about reading and really help them sharpen their natural talents. My five year old boy likes to draw a lot and I have to admit his drawings are beyond average. He doesn’t require me to tell him how to draw something, he just draws and after time I begin to see vast improvements month after month. I’d love for him to use this skill to his advantage one day. As for my other son who is 7, he showed a lot of interest in a toy piano at a very early age. This led us to sign him up for piano lessons and he actually looks forward to each lesson! We know he’s a long way from being a prodigy, but we think it’s important for us to continue nurturing his drive for as long as he enjoys it. Of course there are days that both boys show no interest in drawing or piano, but no matter what, they always come full circle within a matter of hours. Reading on the other hand is not their priority and we would like to see them pick up books without our direction, however, this is where I have to be more pro-active and take them to the library or build our book collection at home and read together with them as an activity. Freedom is good, but with proper guidance, I do think it could be great.