Here are the top five shows and clips that still have us talking (and laughing) at the end of the week.

1) Elmo on Jimmy Fallon

Elmo: “You’re not coming to Sesame Street anymore. The Roots, you can come. But you’re not coming to Sesame Street anymore.”

2) Royal Wedding Uncensored

Jon Stewart: “The Queen, she don’t play it like that. Paddington Bear threw her a gun. Eat lead, butthorns! Suck lead, b**ches!”

3) Chelsea Lately: Repo Game Show

Owner of the Green Machine: “I ain’t gonna even f**kin’ look for a job now. The Green Machine is paid for!”

4) The Daily Show reacts to the death of Osama bin Laden

Jon Stewart: “As a New Yorker, you felt like the news couldn’t get any better—and then it did. What? Not only did we kill bin Laden, we killed him in Abbottabad? Abbottabad sounds like the name most New Yorkers would have invented for the fictional place they would’ve loved to kill bin Laden. Abbottabad. There’s no question in my mind.

‘I’ll tell you what I would do. You give me a gun. You drop me into f**king Abbottabad or whatever they call their f**king cities over there. I’ll go over there. I’ll go over to f**king Abbottabad and I’ll shoot him in his f**king Abbottabadabingoz.”

5) Jersey Floor: Episode 2

J-Bro: “1-2-3-4, I declare a prank war. 5-6-7-8, I declare a prank war.”

Wild Card: The Chicago Code – Bathouse & Hinkydink

Travis McCann, Hulu’s Content Operations Manager: “That show is killin’ it right now.”

Hulu has accrued a lot of anime over the years, so sometimes it’s hard to parse what’s great. This week, Funimation write Anita Schuring previews [C] – Control, a critically acclaimed anime series that’s new to Hulu—and could be one of the best new shows in the genre. — Ed.

by Anita Schuring, Funimation

[C] – Control is a show that makes you think about money.

Kimimaro is a full-time student working his fingers to the bone just to make ends meet (we can all relate, as we’ve all probably been broke at some point) when, all of a sudden, some freaky dude with a cool cane promises him financial security!

But there’s a catch. His future is held as collateral in a surreal, parallel universe called the Financial District. Sounds like heavy stuff.

The cute but creepy antlered girls are a total bonus, too. There’s something endearing about a stoic girl in adorable clothes that eats cash like a goat—I can’t wait to see what else they do! And if I were Kimimaro, the first place I’d spend some of that dough is at an all-you-can-eat-sushi-on-a-conveyor-belt restaurant.

The intriguing characters and delightfully rapid-fire events in the first episode, plus the fact that [C] airs on Fuji Television’s hot noitaminA block, I’ll definitely invest in what’s next for our industrious Kimimaro.

Tonight, judges Christina Aguilera, Cee-Lo Green, Adam Levine and Blake Shelton will be rounding out their teams on blind auditions for “The Voice.” It’s NBC’s new reality show where judges have to pick out teams of the best voices they hear without seeing each contestant’s face—and without getting vertigo from the spinny chairs.

Here are the rules: Each performer auditions to the four judges, whose backs are turned. If the judges opt to select the artist, that performer joins their team. If more than one judge hits his or her “I Want You” button, those judges barter for that performer’s services.

Each judge gets eight picks. It’s the fantasy draft of heartwarming talent shows, but with better music than American Idol. Simple enough, right?

Here’s what each team looks like after the first round of auditions, and how we think the judges did with their selections.

The leader in the clubhouse: Adam.

Team:
Jeff – A jolly 22-year-old with a booming voice in country tones. He had the first performance to turnaround all for judges. Adam was straight up clamoring for him. Jeff is the definition of what this show is about. He’d be on the fringe of making it to Hollywood on American Idol. He’s a juggernaut on this show.

Rebecca – She lives in her car — and you could kind of tell in her witchcraft-inspired performance of Nirvana’s “Come as You Are.” That song is supposed to be depressing, but it’s not supposed to be background music in the movie “Labyrinth.” She has a beautiful, strong voice, though. And Adam likes her ability to transform songs, even if she made this one slightly creepier.

Javier – Ah, the big get. Javier’s an acoustic singer/songwriter Dad with the best voice in the contest. He made “Time After Time” interesting, for God’s sake. Every judge turned around. Then it was like LeBron James’ Decision 2.0.

Adam’s X-Factor (pun intended): Levine is the most relatable, human coach in the contest. He wants to win, and he’s actually funny (“Shame about your looks,” he said to the objectively gorgeous Kelsey.) He used the most discretion in picking bubble candidates and then swindled them accordingly. He’s actually using a true strategy.

“Do you accept redos in exchange for personal checks and/or certified Platinum records?” — Blake

Team:
Patrick – Requisite country singer. Nothing to see here. Move along.

Elenowen – A super-creepy couple that benefitted from their shtick and a great song (Glen Hansard’s “Falling Slowly” from the Oscar-winning indie “Once.”) Still, they’re exactly like the creepy “Lovers” sketch from Saturday Night Live.

Xenia – She’s a tremendously sweet high school student with a kind of cool, but weak-seeming voice. We’re rooting for her, but it’s probably not a good thing if “we’re rooting for her” is the best thing we can say about your team.

Blake’s X-Factor: He has his pick of the litter on country stars if he turns around in time. He also seems like he’s desperate to win.

All he has to do is press the button and that person will work with him: Cee-Lo.

Team:
Vicci – She nailed Adele’s “Rolling in the Deep,” which is immensely tough to nail. And she had a choice between Cee-Lo and Christina Aguilera for a voice coach, which is not a bad decision to have to make if you’re a soul singer.

Kelsey – She’s accidentally crazy attractive (we say this because the judges didn’t know it), but it doesn’t matter. She chose a very cool, almost exotic pop song, (Estelle’s “American Boy”) and more than did it justice. She’s one of the better singers in the competition.

Tje – Cee-Lo Green has a protégé. Tje’s a fro’d-out dude with a great voice. He rounds out the team with the least weaknesses through the first week of auditions.

Cee-Lo’s X-Factor: He defines cool right now. His team is whoever he wants it to be.

Island of Misfit Toys: Christina.

Team:
Teema – A solid, if unspectacular R&B singer who is ceaselessly sweet. She’d be a great utility player for Xtina’s softball team, the Genies in a Bottle.

Beverly – Welp, this is what this show is about. It’s a 41-year-old Debbie Gibson, if Debbie Gibson had been arrested several times for arson and assault and battery. She’s, um, a character. Actually, no: She’s way over-the-top, sort of terrible, and Christina is stuck with her.

Frenchie – Frenchie could win or lose the contest for Christina’s team. She was cast off American Idol a few years ago because topless photos of her surfaced from when she was a struggling-for-cash 19-year-old. She’s since been on “Rent” on Broadway. Her performance was a little shoddy, but she was quite a talent steal.

Christina’s X-Factor: It’s pretty clear that she’s going to be the best vocal and performance coach for this contest. Her team is pretty dynamic, too, which could be a benefit, in a ragtag, “A-Team” sort of way.

The Voice airs Tuesdays at 9 p.m. E.T. on NBC and is available on Hulu on Wednesday morning.