Here are the top five shows and clips that still have us talking (and laughing) at the end of the week.
Elmo: “You’re not coming to Sesame Street anymore. The Roots, you can come. But you’re not coming to Sesame Street anymore.”
Jon Stewart: “The Queen, she don’t play it like that. Paddington Bear threw her a gun. Eat lead, butthorns! Suck lead, b**ches!”
Owner of the Green Machine: “I ain’t gonna even f**kin’ look for a job now. The Green Machine is paid for!”
Jon Stewart: “As a New Yorker, you felt like the news couldn’t get any better—and then it did. What? Not only did we kill bin Laden, we killed him in Abbottabad? Abbottabad sounds like the name most New Yorkers would have invented for the fictional place they would’ve loved to kill bin Laden. Abbottabad. There’s no question in my mind.
‘I’ll tell you what I would do. You give me a gun. You drop me into f**king Abbottabad or whatever they call their f**king cities over there. I’ll go over there. I’ll go over to f**king Abbottabad and I’ll shoot him in his f**king Abbottabadabingoz.”
J-Bro: “1-2-3-4, I declare a prank war. 5-6-7-8, I declare a prank war.”
Wild Card: The Chicago Code – Bathouse & Hinkydink
Travis McCann, Hulu’s Content Operations Manager: “That show is killin’ it right now.”