Finally, there is a little place to appropriately register all of our unenlightened and maliciously biased Oscar picks together.
Nope, it’s not Heaven. It’s Hulu’s Oscars section, where HitFix.Com’s Editor-in-Chief Gregory Ellwood makes his eerily well-informed predictions for every category of Sunday’s Oscars. And, better yet, you can vote right along with him in order to keep a record of your masterful, near-psychic abilities come Sunday night.
Or you can use this opportunity to vote against someone who looks exactly like the girl who relegated you to third place in a sixth grade spelling bee.
We’re looking at you, Hailee Steinfeld.
Then again, maybe you have valid reasons for voting for someone. Maybe you got completely swept up in a film and find it to be criminally underrated. Maybe you’re voting for a movie because you desperately want to see all Hollywood movies go in that direction, even though they probably won’t. Maybe you’re filing down each category and wantonly clicking “Toy Story 3” because the old dog in that movie made you weep big, animated crocodile tears and led you to scurry out of the theater in a pathetic mess of nostalgia and tissues.
You know. Maybe.
So go make your picks. Register your support for all of your favorite movies and stars. Vote early, often, passionately, and mostly for Melissa Leo.